Mar 30, 2019

Marriage

1.
A couple was lying in bed.
"I'm gonna make you the happiest woman in the world," said the husband.
"I'll sure miss you," she replied.

2.
On their wedding night he declared his love for her.
He said he would swim the deepest river, cross the wildest desert and climb the tallest mountain.
He was never at home ever since.

3.
He was so lazy he married a pregnant woman.