Saturday, October 1, 2016

Wednesday, September 28, 2016

That moment...

baby, baby oooh...

A wise man once said...

Poetry is something you think you know what the writer means but aren't really sure and don't care anyway.

Dictionary is the only place where Marriage comes before Sex.

Exercise is a hard work for which you do not get paid.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

A seminar on time travel will be held three weeks ago.

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.

Monday, September 26, 2016


The Announcements

"As you exit the plane, make sure to take all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."

"Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments." 

"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

"Please make sure to take all of you belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have."