Friday, February 24, 2017

Wednesday, February 22, 2017

I think I'm just hallucinating...

Me: Hey sis, who's that pink-dressed lady next to you?
Sis: What pink-dressed lady? I only see myself in this photo! Now cut the crap and get lost.

Been single for too long...

Cheapest way to get your hair straight again

Monday, February 20, 2017

A wise man once said...

Most nudists are people you don't want to see naked.

The people who cast the votes don't decide an election, the people who count the votes do.

Three weeks ago, my wife learned how to drive.
Last week she learned how to aim it.

Santa has to be a man.
No woman is going to wear the same outfit, year after year.

Man stands up to get knocked down.
Woman lays down to get knocked up.

There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it.

No worries, I'm just a passersby.

Monday be like....