Saturday, April 22, 2017

He and She

She insisted to drive. So he let her.


He says he wants to go for a movie with friends.
So she let him.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Your complete dictionary

What's "fishing"?


Define "bravery"


What's "law-abiding"?


Define "illogical"


What's "sexy"?


Define "horny"


What's "inviting"?


Define "dickhead"

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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

A wise man once said...

The one thing that money can't buy is poverty.

A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg.

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.

A family vacation is when you go away with people you need to get away from.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups:
bachelors and husbands.

A man who gives in when he is wrong is wise.
A man who gives in when he is right is married.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Kill them all!!

Attack of the clones!!

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Safely Protected

I need a solid gate to protect my beautiful house.

Friday, April 14, 2017

It's Friday, let's go out!






You must know...

 Remember:
Your cat always wants to kill you.


Splash

Still want to make fun of me?

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

It's REAL!!!

Legends Of Tomorrow