Saturday, April 22, 2017

He and She

She insisted to drive. So he let her.

He says he wants to go for a movie with friends.
So she let him.

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Your complete dictionary

What's "fishing"?

Define "bravery"

What's "law-abiding"?

Define "illogical"

What's "sexy"?

Define "horny"

What's "inviting"?

Define "dickhead"

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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

A wise man once said...

The one thing that money can't buy is poverty.

A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg.

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.

A family vacation is when you go away with people you need to get away from.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups:
bachelors and husbands.

A man who gives in when he is wrong is wise.
A man who gives in when he is right is married.

Saturday, April 15, 2017

Kill them all!!

Attack of the clones!!

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Safely Protected

I need a solid gate to protect my beautiful house.

Friday, April 14, 2017

It's Friday, let's go out!

You must know...

Your cat always wants to kill you.


Still want to make fun of me?

Wednesday, April 12, 2017

It's REAL!!!

Legends Of Tomorrow