Thursday, June 14, 2018

Wedding Night

"Honey, I'm proud of you."

"You remain a virgin until our wedding night."

"Today is our wedding night and I wanna lick your pussy."

"My dick is all yours!"

"And I would love to fart in your sexy mouth."

"By the way, my dick can only stay hard for 1 minute."

"So make that 1 minute count."

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Sex. Sex. Sex.

My wife wants me to skip my lunch to save money. What she doesn't know is, if she really wants me to save money she should give me sex at home.

"Hey, my dick has a name now, it's cool, right?"

"That's weird, why would you name your dick?"

"Because it makes 90 percent of the decisions."

Two friends at a bar.

A: Hey, want to hear a joke?

B: Yeah!

A: Pussy.

B: I dont get it.

A: Exactly.

A teenage daughter came home in a rage.

"I've just done sex education in school today, Dad! You lied to me, you told me if I have sex before my 16th birthday, my boyfriend will die!"

The father put down the paper, "Oh he will, darling, he will."

Monday, June 4, 2018

Thursday, May 31, 2018

The Maid




Sunday, May 27, 2018

Sex Dictionary


Kiss Only. No Sex.

Juicy! Wet!

Shoot at Ass

Woman on Top

Rough Sex