Wednesday, March 22, 2017

Saturday, March 18, 2017

A wise man once said...

How do I disable the auto-correct function on my wife?

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.

My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end.

When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman – marry three times.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.

Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes.

I have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer.

Wow....







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Tuesday, March 14, 2017

Life

can be ridiculous

and awkward

and unfair

very unfair


but still, it's worth living,
no worries, be happy

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Sunday, March 12, 2017

Modern Age: Men vs Women

Women


Men

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