Thursday, December 14, 2017

Fire in the Water

^ Book ^

In a pub, a man says to a woman, "Hi, I'm writing a phone book... can I have your number?"

"I read your new book," said a sarcastic critic to the author, "who wrote it for you?"
"Who read it for you?" the author replied.

A door-to-door salesman was selling leather bound dictionaries for a mere $2.
"What's the catch?" asked the house owner.
"Well, they're not in alphabetical order..."

A reader asked a novel writer, "What's your best work of fiction?"
The writer replied, "My last income tax return."

"What's your wife's favorite book?" asked the marriage counselor.
The husband replied, "My checkbook."

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Sign Language

Thank you for watching ;)

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Kama Sutra (Parody)

The "Cart" Style

The "Lesbo" Style

The "Hercules" Style

The "Strangle" Style

The "Social" Style

The "Hooray" Style

The "Look-Ass" Style

The "Chit-Chat" Style

Friday, December 8, 2017

Sporty Babes

A wise man once said...

The only knowledge that can hurt you is the knowledge you don't have.

Sex is like your income. You never disclose what you get, but you always think others are getting more!

Men can read maps better than women, only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

Love is so confusing. You tell a girl she is beautiful and the next thing you want to do is turn out the lights.

If you tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. If you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

It's easy to say if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, then he surely is married.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

Monday, December 4, 2017

Sunday, December 3, 2017