Saturday, July 7, 2018

Friday, June 29, 2018

Favorite Pastime




Tuesday, June 26, 2018

A wise man once said...

Sex should be loud enough for the neighbors to hear.

Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.

Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I've done all day.

Having sex doesn't make you an adult, but it could make you a baby.

I'm like a baby, if you want to shut me up, put your boobs in my mouth.

Sex is like math: you add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.

Always start your day with a lot of SEX:
Smile; Energy; Xcitement;
so make SEX a daily habit.

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Wedding Night

"Honey, I'm proud of you."

"You remain a virgin until our wedding night."

"Today is our wedding night and I wanna lick your pussy."

"My dick is all yours!"

"And I would love to fart in your sexy mouth."

"By the way, my dick can only stay hard for 1 minute."

"So make that 1 minute count."