Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Let's do this again!

"Well, you want?"

"Waste no time then..."

Yesssssss...

"Let's do this again!"

Thursday, September 6, 2018

A wise man once said...

"Don't spit, there is protein inside." This literally means swallow my cum.

"Since when do you have to go home to suck cock?" I asked my beautiful co-worker.

Any woman who can give me a perfect blowjob is a perfect woman.

My best handjob tip to my wife - put it in your mouth.

My wife sucks dick better when she's drunk, it's like when Popeye eats the spinach.

Girls, fight all your battles on your knees and you win every time.

I wonder, if women say men think only with their penis, will she be offended if I ask her to blow my mind?