Friday, July 21, 2017

A wise man once said...

The hardest years in my life are those between seven and seventy.

My parents never fulfilled my needs. I asked for candy and they gave me love.

A diet is when you watch what you eat and wish you could eat what you watch.

I had a parrot once, and he could talk, but he couldn't say "I'm hungry", so he died.

I have good communication skill because I spend lots of time in movie theaters, talking.

Women would rather have beauty than brains because men can see better than he can think.

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.