Friday, July 14, 2017

A wise man once said...

Exercise is a hard work for which you do not get paid.

Impotence is a nature's way of saying 'No Hard Feelings'.

Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free!

Finally I know the all the answers but nobody asks the questions.

I love you. If you were a tree and I were a squirrel, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

The only difference between men and pigs is that pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

I would never answer the phone, because I was afraid. Now I answer it whether it rings or not.