I think I'm just hallucinating...
Jun 29, 2017
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Just so you know...
It isn't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure but you just forgot to ask permission from your wife to do so.
Jun 9, 2017
Cat and Dog
The cat
A sissy and his wife are going out for dinner, and they put their cat out before they leave the house.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
The sissy returns inside to chase it out. His wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
Several minutes later, the exhausted sissy arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, "Sorry I took so long, that bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!"
The dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, smart dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!
Can't figure out anything? OK, now read again without the word 'dog'.
A sissy and his wife are going out for dinner, and they put their cat out before they leave the house.
The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.
The sissy returns inside to chase it out. His wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
Several minutes later, the exhausted sissy arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, "Sorry I took so long, that bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!"
The dog
This dog, is dog, a dog, smart dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog!
Can't figure out anything? OK, now read again without the word 'dog'.
Jun 7, 2017
They're kind people
They're very concerned about my safety,
they just told me to fasten the seatbelt in the back seats.
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