Monday, June 12, 2017

A wise man once said...

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back... instead of bleeding, he sings.

The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.

Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information.

It isn't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just isn't so.

It is a good idea to believe only half of what you hear, but be sure the half you believe isn't the wrong half.

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach.