Tuesday, May 23, 2017

A wise man once said...

The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.

I had two chickens. One got sick, so I made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

I don't want my kids being grabbed by bad guys. Therefore I only let my daughter hang out with better-looking kids.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning, a good ending and having the two as close together as possible.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Marriage is when a man and a woman become as one. The trouble starts when the mother-in-laws also try to become as one.