I prefer dogs to women because dog's parents never visit.
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
If you see two people talking and one looks bored, I'm the other one.
The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down.
We call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.