How do I disable the auto-correct function on my wife?
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe.
My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end.
When you want to marry a beautiful, a smart and a rich woman – marry three times.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing.
Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes.
I have the body of a 25-year-old supermodel, but it takes up too much space in my freezer.