A man goes to a gifts shop and says, "I want a Valentine"s card that says 'You are the only one I have ever loved in my life'. Do you have one?"
The shop assistant smiles and replies, "Yes, sir, we have."
"Cool," the man says, "I want four of them."
A man said to his girlfriend, "Honey, I'd visited your home yesterday and I think I have to cancel our wedding."
She's shocked, then asked, "What happened!? My dad gave you a hard time?"
He replied, "No, but I met your sister..."
A man said to his friend, "You know what, it's really bad! My secretary resigned yesterday."
His friend asked, "What happened?"
He replied, "She caught me with my wife at the shopping mall."