School Detention

 "Do you know what today is?"

"Friday, Ma'am."

"It's the start of a 3-day 'Red-Bottom' weekend."

Angels

 When a sissy husband goes to heaven...

They Don't

 Back then, my mom and I used to go running together.

Sissy's Wife

 You know she deserves all the love in the world when
she calls to ask whether she should take a shower...

Disappointment

 Is it possible that a certain place is not meant for you?

First Date Went Well

 Sissy, will you beg and cry for me not to use the large strap-on again?