"Sissy, happy birthday!" the wife said.
"Thank you 😊" her sissy grinned.
"I have a surprise for you, close your eyes."
"I love surprises! Even the smallest surprises bring the biggest joy."
"Sissy, if the smallest surprises can bring the biggest joy, imagine
what the opposite will bring. Kevin, you can come out now.
They say life is a journey where the destination matters less
than who you become along the way. Well, that's too profound
especially when you're too excited chasing the next destination.
"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield
If she hasn't spoken up for him, he'll surely be in trouble.
Johnnie counts himself fortunate to have his wife by his side.
Every time I take the dog for a walk, I walk with elegance
and confidence. If my neighbors are observant, they might
even notice that I am three to four inches taller than usual.
I don't know the secret to happiness but I'm
pretty sure it involves her legs on his shoulders.
