Journey

 They say life is a journey where the destination matters less
than who you become along the way. Well, that's too profound
especially when you're too excited chasing the next destination.

In Her Element

 "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
Rodney Dangerfield

She Runs The Show

 If she hasn't spoken up for him, he'll surely be in trouble.
Johnnie counts himself fortunate to have his wife by his side.

Under The Radar

 Every time I take the dog for a walk, I walk with elegance
and confidence. If my neighbors are observant, they might
even notice that I am three to four inches taller than usual.

That Comes With The Territory

 I don't know the secret to happiness but I'm
pretty sure it involves her legs on his shoulders.

Bull Day

 "Any girl can be glamorous. All you
have to do is stand still and look stupid."
Hedy Lamarr

Sissy's Wife

 Buying her these panties was one of the best decisions
he ever made, because her joy means everything to him.