One Of A Kind

 If there's a proper way to eat this
breadstick then this must be it.

Happy Women's Day

 Happy women's day to all the incredible women!
Shine on... not just today but every day!

Happy Weekend

 They went for a yacht trip last weekend, they
spent Saturday sailing and partying on the sea.

Sissy Vera and her date quietly left the party, nobody
noticed they went missing until much later when they heard:

Such A Chill Guy

 You can never be too chill, unless
you're as chill as this gentleman.

I guess I'll just have to come back later.

Gladly To Oblige

 He invites you to play golf and secretly plans to lose just to
see you smile in victory. You've had your fun. When heading
back to the golf cart, you kiss him on the cheek and say,

"Wow, I've had a great time, what about you?"

He pauses for two seconds, then he says,

"Turn around."

Passion In Motion

 "I'm Helen, nice to meet you."

"Nice to meet you too, I'm Kevin."

"So we're up next... what? You don't wanna play?"

"Sorry, I'm not sure if I can do this, Helen."

"If you win, tonight I'll peg you till you beg me to stop."

Just A Call Away

 She's over the moon when Daddy calls.

Bonnie shows up in the sluttiest outfit she can and
waits like a good girl while Daddy unzips his pants.

"Tell me, sissy, who's my pretty little throat slut?"