A Get-Together

 Her bull wants to take his solo slo-mo shot,
here comes her husband unapologetically.

"You can't compete with someone who is having fun."
Tiago Forte

She Can't Wait

 "What happens if I disobey?"

"Sissy, you won't like how creative I get with punishment."

"Why are you laughing?"

The Ideal Alternative

 People are surprised when they find out that I don't drink.

Born As A Girl

 If I were born as a country girl, I'd complain
about doing laundry but secretly love it.

Strength

 "A ship's strength is not in its size, but
in its ability to sail against the tides."
Matshona Dhliwayo

True, but regardless.

V-Day: Awkward Silence

 Everything is sweet and romantic until she says,
"My date's texting, he's wishing me Happy Valentine's Day."

Rules Is Rules

 I'll just... wait my turn.

That also explains the long line 😂