We call it soccer, the rest of the world calls it football - the 2026 FIFA
World Cup is being co-hosted by Mexico, Canada and United States.
I'm not a soccer fan but watching those strong, athletic players dripping
with sweat while pursuing their dreams makes it hard not to feel excited.
Her husband did not like/appreciate it at first, but he has
learned to enjoy it over time after repeated exposure.
After all, acquired tastes have a way of rewarding patience.
Two horny sissies were chatting.
"What's one spicy thing you'd try if
you knew you wouldn't be judged?"
"I'd start playing golf again."
"I'm not following."
"The reason I stopped playing is that I
realized they judge me for being spicy."
Some experiences can't be explained without sounding exaggerated;
they can only be proven through the smile they leave behind.
"Girls, listen up! I know you're doing your best,
but here's one thing you can do better-learn to put
your hands to work, not just your mouth every time."
"Yes, Ma'am!"
"See? Now you're in control."
"Thank you, Ma'am!"
They've been in there more than ten minutes longer than
usual. Apparently, her new boyfriend has raised the bar.
I only hope that when I do the cleanup later, he leaves
behind a bigger contribution than the previous guy did.
An elegant sissy always has a ritual before peeing outdoors: she does
a quick spin. It's the most graceful way to check for an audience.
