Ignorance Is Bliss

 Everyone knew it was impossible to seduce him until
a horny sissy who didn't know came along and did it.

What Are The Odds?

 Being able to act nonchalant is crucial in certain situations. Running into a
gaggle of nuns when carrying a four foot inflatable cock is one of the situations.

No Backsies

 Babe, the look on your husband's face when
I asked him if he's ready for a threesome.

The Other Days

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Twists And Turns

 Life is full of twists and turns. True.
Like you thought you were healing... turns out you
were just becoming a lazy sissy with a horny ass.

A Sissy Joke

 

This is one of our favorite jokes:

A blonde, who is married to a sissy, asks her gynecologist:
"Why do I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my vagina?"

"Those aren't postage stamps," the doctor sighs,
"they're the stickers that come on bananas."