Perfection

 No sissy could resist a man that
possesses all the eight qualities:

Weather Forecast

 It says it's gonna be windy,
get your short dress ready!

Slap And Tickle

 "Sissy, here I cum!"

"Okay... here I cum too!"

"Sissy, eat my cum!"

"You also eat my cum! All of it!"

"Honey... fuck me."

"Okay, how?"

First Move

 Dating a man who never asks for sex is quite challenging, because he
expects you to make the first move. I once dated a guy like that, I 
made my first move by suggesting a picnic, it didn't work out so well.

Out Of The Closet

 John, my co-worker, has been a closet sissy for years.
This morning he told me that he had made a decision.

He Loves Humiliation

 "Honey, you love humiliation, don't you?"

"Yes, I do."

"What are the three 2-letter words that means small?"

"So, three different words, each of them, two letters, that means small?"

"Yes."

"I don't know, I give up."

Tickled Pink

 He looks calm, but deep down he's elated
when she looks down at his phone and smiles,
and then says, "Sissy, is that really you?"