Good Relationship

 There are many definitions or interpretations for a good threesome.
For a sissy husband, however, a good threesome simply means...

Left On Read

 Sometimes she has me worried when she leaves me on read,
then I remember that day, and then I honestly think I shouldn't be.

His Forte

 "Claire, how much longer?"

"John, just give me a minute."

"Claire, whatever he's doing right now, I can do it too."

Much Appreciated

 Taking photos of food has become a common practice.
Do you take photos of your food before you eat it?

In my opinion, it's a form of appreciation:
You're taking a moment to appreciate and to admire.

Nothing Changed

 I met him on my 28th birthday, I was still a virgin.
I was nervous so I insisted on taking a long shower.
It's the reason, I think, after my 28th birthday...

True Love

 "Jenny, will you marry me?"

"John, just to remind you again, I'm actually a..."