High Heels

 For those who have been hiding who they truly are, this is your reminder
that it's never too late to take the edge off and embrace your true passion.

Two Inches

 "Sissy, I got two inches cut off my hair."

"So?"

"Two inches is a lot!"

"Well, if I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong."

Happy Meal

 Nothing makes a husband any happier than when his wife is willing to go the
extra mile to ensure that the dinner she just ordered is absolutely delicious.

"Sissy, enjoy your meal, take your time."

They Judge

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He Knows Too Much

 

Dating your ex-classmate is cool until you
guys get into a small argument then he says:
"Ha! I see why you used to fail."

You Are Next

 Knowing you are the next one is more thrilling than the actual sex itself.