I heard my wife and the neighbor's wife were comparing husbands.
The neighbor's wife said, "I call him 7-Up 'coz he's 7 inches and he's always up."
My wife said, "I call him Jack Daniel's 'coz he's the best hard licker there is."
You know what, the neighbor's wife was lying.
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