Sunday, January 21, 2018

A wise man once said...

My wife wanted to make me jealous, therefore she became a porn actress.

A man can remember the color of a woman's eyes only if she has small boobs.

The only way I'll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. Then the librarian told me to take it out.

Women and condoms are the same. Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

I have the perfect face for radio.