Saturday, November 4, 2017

Short Jokes

"You keep looking at my book, you like this novel too?"


"Hey sis, check this out! Don't tell mom, okay?"


"Where do you keep your iPhone when you go out?"


"What about iPad?"


"How come you're late?"
"I took a shortcut."
"Oh, then?"


"You like boobs or paper?"
Too bad... paper.


"Do you wear bra at home?"
"Of course I do, you pervert!"