Friday, October 6, 2017

A wise man once said...

There were computers in Biblical times. Eve had an Apple.

I just organized some plastic surgery for my wife. I cut up all her credit cards.

Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy.
One is to take her shopping.
The rest is 69.

You can get anything you want at Audrey's Cafe, except Audrey.

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.