Tuesday, September 12, 2017

A wise man once said...

The more you complain about your life, the longer God makes you live.

The less important you are to the corporation, the more your tardiness or absence is noticed.

My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.

When the baby looks like his dad, it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, it is sociology.

Men and video are so alike. They both go backward... forward... backward... forward... stop, and eject.

Riding a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. Riding a woman you fix your legs and move your ass.

Good girls go to parties, come back home then go to bed. Bad girls go to parties, go to bed then come back home.

Woman is stronger than man. A woman lifts two mountains on her chest while a man lifts two stones with the help of a crane.