Tuesday, August 22, 2017

A wise man once said...

A well-adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

The United Nations is a good idea, but it's a pity they have to have so many foreigners in it.

In order to get 100% in life, a woman requires only 4% talent, and the remaining is 36-24-36.

Men can read maps better than women - only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.

I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.

The amount of energy spent laughing at a joke should be directly proportional to the hierarchical status of the joke teller.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.