Monday, July 3, 2017

A wise man once said...

Hi girl, you remind me of my next girlfriend.

I only like two kinds of women: domestic and foreign.

Your job is the greatest thing in the world. Let's do it for free!

In slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer.

Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.

Women always tell me the same thing - "How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another.