Thank God I’m an atheist.
Marriage is when a man and a woman become as one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
I've been looking for a girl like you... not you, but a girl like you.
Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand, wrong answers.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.