Wednesday, January 25, 2017

A wise man once said...

Thank God I’m an atheist.

Marriage is when a man and a woman become as one.
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

I've been looking for a girl like you... not you, but a girl like you.

Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

Complex problems have simple, easy-to-understand, wrong answers.

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.