Dear Diary

 

Dear Diary, tomorrow when I'm at the
mechanic's, I'll try my best to look tough.

What!? You're A Sissy!

 He loves weekends! As a 9-5 job worker, weekends
are the only time he can fully enjoy being "herself".

It's Sunday. As usual, he puts on light makeup, wears his favorite wig
and tank top, and then goes to his favorite restaurant for breakfast.
It just so happens that his bosses at work are there too.

"What!? You're a sissy!" They are shocked.

And guess what? Now they're busy fighting about who gets to be his Daddy.

There goes a sissy's day.

Lost And Found

 I bet one of your New Year's resolutions is to lose some weight.
Good for you!

Every time I lose some weight I find it again in the refrigerator.

Blessed

 Happy New Year!

Be patient. Sometimes the wait is longer because the blessing is bigger.

Shy Couple

 

I'm a sissy and I'm shy, I don't make the first move even though
I really like you, I'll just stare at you and hope for the best.

Take Over

 Aunt Flo came to visit last night, she ain't in the mood.
Her husband volunteered to take over. So far so good.

When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Or on her date's cock, I must add.