A Sloppy Mistake

 "Sissy, you stay put, soon you'll hear his hips slapping
rhythmically against my ass cheeks. Hold on, is that you!?"

"I can explain! He seduced me!"

"And!?"

Sissy In Control

 "He makes me laugh and he takes away my ability
to walk after you-know-what, can you?" she said.

She never really thought her sissy husband would take everything seriously.

Come back here, I'm not done with you.

Foresight

 "Pete, sorry in advance for making things weird."

"What do you mean? Never mind. Oh, what's that?"

In His Element

 "Rebecca, what if your husband finds out?"

"He knows and he's fine. Besides, his real passion is..."

Epiphany

 

Beauty begins the moment we decide to be ourselves.
Coco Chanel

Not His Fault, But...

 I once dated a tall guy and I was very disappointed.
Sissies, if a man tells you he's 6 feet and 2 inches...