Click-Clack

 Click-clack echoes down the street,
high heels dancing light and sweet.
Step by step, they whisper glow:
"Where you wander, wonders grow."

Irony

 Imagine: you buy your wife new dresses but
her boyfriend tears all her dresses every time.

Man Hunting

 Sometimes she's desperate for a guy but
doesn't have the courage to break the ice.
That's when her sissy husband steps in.

"Hey there, are you free tonight?"

The Sky Is The Limit

 Let's face it, men's clothing, shoes, socks,
and underwear is outright plain and boring.

On the other hand, with female clothing,
the sky is the limit.

Dream Job

 Patty truly loves his current job, he even lowered his
expected salary to increase his chances of being hired.

Get Down To Business

 When he says he needs someone to help
him reach the pinnacle of masculinity.

Silence Is The Answer

 Her sister asked me a question and she expected
a quick answer. I just shrugged and walked away.