Thursday, December 14, 2017

^ Book ^

In a pub, a man says to a woman, "Hi, I'm writing a phone book... can I have your number?"


"I read your new book," said a sarcastic critic to the author, "who wrote it for you?"
"Who read it for you?" the author replied.


A door-to-door salesman was selling leather bound dictionaries for a mere $2.
"What's the catch?" asked the house owner.
"Well, they're not in alphabetical order..."


A reader asked a novel writer, "What's your best work of fiction?"
The writer replied, "My last income tax return."


"What's your wife's favorite book?" asked the marriage counselor.
The husband replied, "My checkbook."