Dec 30, 2017

Sissy Bride

"I'm gonna have the best video for my wedding!"

Why is this always happening to me!?

Dec 24, 2017

Not-so-merry Christmas


While others are sucking cocks to celebrate Christmas,
I suck cucumber.

Dec 8, 2017

Just so you know...

If you tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other. If you tell a woman something, it goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.