Thursday, November 30, 2017

Now You Know

Boobs and toys
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

Push-up bra and a bag of chips
Once you open it, you realize it's half-empty. 

G-spot and a golf ball
A man will actually search for a golf ball. 

Your dick and a bonus check
Someone's always willing to blow your bonus. 

Marriage
The only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Wisdom
Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.

Confidence
10 men decided to propose to a woman. 
9 of them came with flowers, only one came with condom. That's Confidence.