Saturday, October 21, 2017

Blowjob is a Must

Mannequin: "Hey, you like my clothes?"
Man: "I just want a blowjob."
Mannequin: "Oh, okay..."

Hot babe: "Hey Ultraman, I wanna lick you!"
Ultraman: "Sure, and I want a blowjob after licking."

Anatomy student: "I love you, Mr. Skeleton."
Skeleton: "After kissing, can I get a blowjob too?"

Girl: "I can't live without you, Bear..."
Bear: "Your turn now!"

"Shhh... keep your voice down, give me a blowjob."

"Find me a girlfriend or you know!"

Siri: "What can I do for you today?"
Man: "Blowjob, please."
Siri: "To define or translate the word 'blowjob', you can..."
Man: " Shut up and do it already!"
Siri: "Okay, okay..."