Monday, October 9, 2017

Amazing

Five Amazing Jobs

The Doctor
Who can tell a woman to 'take off all her clothes'.

The Dentist
Who can tell her to 'open wide'.

The Milkman
Who can ask her, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"

The Hairdresser
Who can ask her, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The Interior Designer
Who can tell her, "Once it's inside, you'll love it!"


Four Amazing Names

There were four friends - Somebody, Nobody, Mad and Brain.

One day, Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in toilet and Mad was the one who called 911.

"It's 911, what's the matter?"

"Emergency! Somebody killed Nobody!"

"Are you mad?"

"Yes, that's right!"

"Don't you have brain?"

"Brain is in the toilet."


An Amazing Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a man asked a girl, "Will you marry me?"

The girl said, "NO!"

So the man went fishing, hunting, and farted whenever he wanted.

He lived happily ever after.

-- The End --