Aug 21, 2017

Just so you know...

I'm a well-adjusted person. I can make the same mistake twice without getting nervous.

Aug 19, 2017

The least I could do



Since I couldn't get rid of the bruises,
I might as well make them as lovely as possible.

Aug 16, 2017

Just being nice

"Honey, our computer isn't working, what should I do?" asks a sissy husband.

His wife comes over, and solves her problem.

As she's walking away, he asks, "So, what was wrong?"

She replies, "It was an ID ten T error."

"Oh, what's that?" he asks.

"Just write it down," she says. "I'll explain later."

So he writes down: I D 1 0 T

Aug 12, 2017