Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Logically Speaking

1
Human = eat + sleep + work + play

Pig = eat + sleep

so,
Human = pig + work + play

therefore,
Human - play = pig + work

Conclusion:
A human who doesn't play = A working pig


2
Woman has man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has male in it;

She has he in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women!


3
Before Marriage - You take my breath away.
After Marriage - I feel like I'm suffocating.

Before Marriage - Idol.
After Marriage - Idle.

Before Marriage - Passion.
After Marriage - Ration.

Before Marriage- Don't stop.
After Marriage - Don't start.

Before Marriage - Once upon a time.
After Marriage - The end.