Saturday, May 6, 2017

Now You Know...

1
A girl asks a boy, "My Mom always uses Google to search things for me, is Google a girl or a boy?"

The boy responded, "Google is a girl."

"Wow, cool! How do you know?"

"Well, it won't let you complete the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting... and you ask only one question, you get hundreds of answers in seconds..."


2
Honestly, what type of woman's legs do you prefer?

Anyhow, a recent survey shows that:

10% of men say that they like fat legs,

and 20% of them say that they like skinny legs.

The rest say that they like something in between.


3
Rearrange the letters to spell out an important part of the human body which is even more useful when erect.

P N E S I 

People who spelled SPINE would become doctors. The rest, oh well...