Friday, May 19, 2017

Life is full of...

Your friends are still waiting for iPhone 8,
and suddenly you have iphone 18.



You're in maximum excitement playing PC game,
and suddenly your wife interrupts.



You're in subway enjoying your MP3,
and suddenly you're about to shout.



You with your daughters in art exhibition,
and suddenly realize that they're lesbians.



You're enjoying your ramen,
and suddenly realize that you haven't had sex for a long time.



You go for tedious groceries shopping,
and suddenly you feel like you actually enjoy it.