The one thing that money can't buy is poverty.
A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg.
It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
The only thing we learn from new elections is we learned nothing from the old.
A family vacation is when you go away with people you need to get away from.
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups:
bachelors and husbands.
A man who gives in when he is wrong is wise.
A man who gives in when he is right is married.