Saturday, March 25, 2017

What if...

What if you're a sucker and
today was April Fools' Day

What if you're starving and having
a diarrhea at the same time

What if you had decided to buy yourself a pair of
new shoes but they didn't have your size

What if you were an Asian male who liked 
Doraemon but always wanted to be a mermaid 

What if you had a horny boyfriend

What if you found out that your wife and
your best friend had cheated on you

What if Adam and Eve were Chinese