Thursday, January 12, 2017

A wise man once said...

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Sex is the consolation you have when you can't have love.

Music is like sex, some can't climax and some climax too often.

I think the "Harry Potter" movies have too much magic and not enough sex...

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Physics is like sex: it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.

I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Then I realized: I didn't even realize I was on the floor...