Monday, November 21, 2016

Ah...I see...


"My uncle ran for Senate last year."

"Really? What does he do now?"

"Nothing. He got elected."


Two men were chatting in a pub.

"So, did you manage to date her?"

"Not yet, but I'm getting some encouragement now."

"Really, how so?"

"Last night she told me that she'd said 'NO' for the last time."


A millionaire is complaining to another.

"You know what," he says, "I gonna go bankrupt!"

"Oh, that's terrible, how does it happen?" asks his friend.

"It's all my fault, I should have listened to my wife, I should have listen to her!"

"Why, what did she say?"

"I don't know, I never listened."