Wednesday, November 2, 2016

A wise man once said...

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Let me ask you... if pro is opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

If I can't dazzle them with brilliance, I baffle them with bull.

I had two chickens. One got sick, so I made chicken soup out of the other one to help the sick one get well.

My first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
My second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

I've been looking for a girl like you... not you, but a girl like you.

People that don't know me think I'm shy. People that do know me wish I were.