Two men were talking in a pub.
One said, "The economy is so bad, I just can't sleep every night..."
The other said, "I slept like a baby last night."
"Wow, that's amazing, bro!"
"Yeah... I woke up every hour and cried!"
A man goes to his bank manager and says, "I'd like to start a small business... how do I go about it?"
The bank manager replies, "Buy a big one and wait."
A businessman has a horseshoe displayed above the door frame of his office.
His friend asks him, "What is it for?"
He replies, "It's a luck charm that will help my business..."
"You believe in that superstition?" his friend asks.
"Of course not!" he says, "but it'll work whether I believe in it or not..."
A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.
His friend asks, "Didn't your company hire a new accountant a few weeks ago?"
The businessman replies, "That's the accountant we're looking for."