Monday, September 26, 2016

Their Jobs

The Doctor 
Who can tell a woman to 'take off all her clothes'.

The Dentist 
Who can tell her to 'open wide'.

The Milkman 
Who can ask her, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"

The Hairdresser
Who can ask her, "Do you want it teased or blown?"

The Interior Designer
Who can tell her, "Once it's inside, you'll love it!"