Several weeks after a lady had been hired, she was called into the HR Manager's office.
"What is this?" the manager asked, "When you applied for the job, you told us you had four years' experience, but we just found out this is the first job you've ever had!"
"Well," the lady said, "in your ad you said you wanted somebody with imagination."
Two bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking.
"I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it."
"Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other.
"Correct! Every one of the recipes began the same way - 'Take a clean dish'..."
Two married men were chatting.
"Is sex pleasure or hard work?" asked one of the married men.
After thinking deeply about this, another married man replied, "Sex is pleasure."
"How can you be so sure?" asked the first married man.
"Well, if sex was hard work you would have asked me to do it for you!"