Wednesday, September 28, 2016

A wise man once said...

Poetry is something you think you know what the writer means but aren't really sure and don't care anyway.

Dictionary is the only place where Marriage comes before Sex.

Exercise is a hard work for which you do not get paid.

Swearing was invented as a compromise between running away and fighting.

A seminar on time travel will be held three weeks ago.

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Take everything in moderation. Including moderation.