Sunday, September 11, 2016

A wise man once said...

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, and she does.

I always study in front of mirrors. I prefer group study.

Once my wife gave me a wonderful birthday present.
She let me win an argument.

Marriage is like a violin.
After the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

Men like cars, women like clothes.
Women only like cars because they take them to clothes.

If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until I've solved it.

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.