Sunday, September 4, 2016

A wise man once said...

If you see two people talking and one looks bored, I'm the other one.

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed.
It can only be changed from one girlfriend to another.

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

I prefer dogs to women because dog's parents never visit.

My wife and I married for better or worse.
She couldn't do better. I couldn't do worse.