Thursday, August 25, 2016

A wise man once said...

I went to sea to see what I could see.
And all I could see was sea, sea, sea.

I quit smoking because of will power.
I quit womanizing because I have the will but no power.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

My job is secured. No one else wants it.

I didn't want to pray to God because I didn't want him to know where I was.

This feels so good, it feels so right.
I just wish it wasn't $250 a night.