Wednesday, August 17, 2016

A wise man once said...

It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

People that don't know me think I'm shy. People that do know me wish I were.

Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

I got a lot of best friends. Some of them I don't even know who they are.

I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.