Sunday, August 7, 2016

A wise man once said...

Girls are always running through my mind, because they don't dare to walk.

Dear God, instead of letting people die and making new ones, why don't you just keep the ones you have?

I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.

It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Marriage changes passion... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that it's against the law.

Everyone is entitled to my opinion.