Monday, July 25, 2016

A wise man once said...

Children are welcomed at all theme parks as long as they are accompanied by daddy and money.

I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile.
I tried - but they wanted cash.

90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house.
The rest kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.

I was given an application form for a job.
When I came to the column 'Salary Expected', I wrote 'Yes'.

The statement following is true:
The statement above is false.