Thursday, June 9, 2016

Secret

1

A reporter asked a millionaire, "Sir, what's the secret of your success?"

"Two words." replied the millionaire.

"Sir, what are they?"

"Right decisions."

"I see. And how do you make right decisions?"

"One word."

"And, Sir, what is that?"

"Experience."

"And how do you get that?"

"Two words."

"And, Sir, what are they?"

"Wrong decisions."


2

A student asked a philosopher, "Teacher, do you know the secret of life?"

"Yes, I do." replied the philosopher.

"Really!? Oh please, tell me!"

"Oh, I just couldn't do that."

"Why not?"

"It's a secret."