Wednesday, June 22, 2016

A wise man once said...

My wife donates money to the homeless,
I donate money to the topless.

All men are homeless, but some men are home less than others.

People like you are the reason people like me take pills...

If you want to get rid of a troublesome visitor, lend him money.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

I went to a doctor, but all he did was suck blood from my neck... don't go see Dr. Acula.