Thursday, May 12, 2016

Will you marry me?

A guy with a 25-inch penis went to a witch doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long."

The witch doctor replied, "Relax! There is a female frog in that swamp. Ask her to marry you. She'll say 'No', and you'll lose 5 inches off your penis."

So, he went to the swamp and found the female frog.

He asked her, "Will you marry me?"

"No!" she said.

He lost 5 inches off his penis! But 20 inches was still too long.

So he asked her again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog replied, "No!"

And the guy lost another 5 inches. 15 inches was great! But 10 inches would be perfect.

So he asked her again, "Will you marry me?"

The frog responded, "How many times do I have to tell you... NO! NO! NO!"