A bartender says to a customer, "I heard you got married last week. You married a lady traffic police."
The customer replies, "Yeah, that's right."
"So, how was your first night?" asks the bartender.
"Well," says the customer, "she charged me $50 for speeding, $100 for wrong-sided entry, and $200 for no helmet."
Human = eat + sleep + work + play
Pig = eat + sleep
Human = pig + work + play
Human - play = pig + work
A human who doesn't play = A working pig
Woman has man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has male in it;
She has he in it;
Madam has Adam in it;
No wonder men always want to be inside women...