Friday, May 6, 2016

I see...

1

A bartender says to a customer, "I heard you got married last week. You married a lady traffic police."

The customer replies, "Yeah, that's right."

"So, how was your first night?" asks the bartender.

"Well," says the customer, "she charged me $50 for speeding, $100 for wrong-sided entry, and $200 for no helmet."


2

Human = eat + sleep + work + play

Pig = eat + sleep

so,
Human = pig + work + play

Therefore,
Human - play = pig + work

Conclusion:
A human who doesn't play = A working pig


3

Woman has man in it;

Mrs. has Mr. in it;

Female has male in it;

She has he in it;

Madam has Adam in it;

No wonder men always want to be inside women...